On the straight and narrow   Middlewood Way   (Macclesfield  to Marple)

 

23 were up for it:

 

Rob Sparklette and son Tom, Malc Jay and Malc Jay Junior - Mathew, a lager drinker!!, Yupmeister, Pedro, Granpop Bill, Keithee's up for it, Stubbee, Dasher, Utterly, Spikelett, Jacko, Thingy, Paul Hecky Thump, Graham Cork, Mid Week Tone, Zolette, Mr Tahoohigh, Tim Mothy, Pink Boots Louise, JayCee and Great Scott,

Monsoon Hooson & his boys just missed out on meeting us so chose a shorter stroll, and Heavy Steve Machine was still hung over from the flu.  DCeen and McCeen were nowhere to be ceen.

 

 

 

Utilising public transport for squarry club doos has become more common recently and this was no exception, with trains being caught from Stoke to Macclesfield, and later, at the end of the walk, from Marple to Manchester, and Manchester back to Stoke.  The clan collected on platform 2 where JayCee spotted a 10 cent piece.  As he scraped the coin up he spotted a bag of crisps hanging precariously within a snack machine. He attempted to dislodge it with his glistening new boots, labelled L and R, and then dared anyone to thump the machine. Yup pressed the change button instead and received a handful of change.  Fairs fair.

 

The walk began from Macclesfield station around 8.45 after meeting up with the remaining hikers and the obligatory group photo.  The first stretch out of Mac followed a ‘tarmac’ pathway through pretty naff industrial and housing estate areas but surprisingly a couple of herons were spotted.  

 

We crossed a suspension bridge before joining the canal northwards, close to ‘White Nancy’, which we had visited on the previous sqwalk, and on to Bollington where Corkster had arranged breakfast.  So eager were the leaders to get to the breakfast stop that the trailing group were left to make an important life depending decision after descending a set of steep steps from the canal and through an archway onto a road  - which direction to take for breakfast.  Luckily Spikelet had held back to guide us and saved our bacon. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Holly Bush was an old traditional pub which served cracking breakfasts accompanied with ale if you could stomach it, at 10am!!  Not surprisingly, several including Corkster, Pedro, Sparklet, Granpop Bill, Utterly and Keithee made the most of the opportunity and began supping ale along with their breakfasts.  2-bap dasher emptied several tea pots instead.  The ‘Holy’ Bush, as Zolette referred to it, also owned a dog which looked longingly at anyone who had a plateful of food in front of them.

 

It wasn’t long before everyone was tucking in, except for JayCee.  After waiting for what seemed an eternity, his breakfast finally arrived but had to be sent back for his egg to be annihilated.  While he waited again, piping hot toast emerged from the kitchen which the rest annoyingly scoffed.  At least he got an extra sausage for his trauma.

 

Graham checked to make sure everyone had paid before we were allowed out of the establishment.  Thanking Danielle, the landlady, he led the way through the park to a locked gate before finding the steps back up to the Middlewood Way.  The walk was straight as expected except for the odd manoeuvre to avoid horses and their riders, and to find relief behind a bridge abutment.

 

We arrived at Higher Poynton, for our first lunchtime slurp at  the Boars Head where Sue, the landlady served Boddingtons, Everards Sleigh Bell and Blacksheep.  A Stanley Casino membership card was produced by JayCee to prove he once had hair.  The card was very old... Jacko, not be undone, proudly slipped his bus pass out, to show his full head of hair at sixty.

It wasn’t too long before we arrived at the Railway at Marple.  Unfortunately, we were in another Robinsons house, unless your taste buds are duff of course, where at least the Robinson’s Mr Scrooge was half palatable.  Pink Boots Louise’s meal was first out of the kitchen.  The waitress announced the names as each meal was bought out from the kitchen amongst much tittering and cringing.  Ambidextrous Pedro was still sporting bandages to his hand where someone had tried to prize a 20p piece out of his fist, and failed, and showed his versatility using a fork in one hand and raising his jug with his other.

 

As you’d expect, JayCee’s meal was last out again, managing to complete it just as the only pudding menu was passed around and the naughty Hanky panky and creams were ordered. 

Only a handful remained for the visit to The Hatters as several said their goodbyes and left for the return leg home. A room was found opposite the bar at the Hatters and Dasher carefully recounted several jokes from his mobile.  Granpop Bill sampled an old Tom at £1.90 for a half and Zolette was thrashing the hairless one at chess until several more called it a day.  Only Corkster, Mr Tahoohigh, Stubmeister, Utterly, Granpop Bill and Yup remained for the visit to the Ring O’Bells, where Mr Scrooge, under a different name to confuse the patrons, was available.  Chocolate Tom was also available but Bill refrained this time.  There were several individually named welcoming snugs available but we stood at the bar which amazingly was surrounded by a ring of bells. 

 

When Graham had finished exchanging banter with a dodgy dealer at the bar he led us out and onto the Midland pub near the station via a shortcut he knew along the canal !!  After a couple of miles trudging down unlit canals and country lanes we realised we were lost.  ‘Far canal’ Joseph muttered and Utterly slipped out his GPS to get us back on track.  We should have forked left not right admitted Graham who accused everyone for the ‘slight’ error.

 

Eventually we passed the station, and a tempting Indian restaurant, and continued down to the Midland pub, where at last decent real ales were anticipated to be on tap.  Sadly, the ‘Landlord’ was gone and only Adnams remained.  A decision to catch the next train was made as Granpop Bill stood with his head in a convenient recess in the low ceiling.  Graham called his taxi whilst the last 5 climbed back up to the station and jumped aboard a waiting train.  Unbelievably, Utterley bought a ticket for the princely sum of £1.40 off the conductor, and a return ticket into the bargain.  We didn’t feel cheated as we wouldn’t be returning.  With surplus money in his pocket Utterly left Stoke station accompanied by Joseph and waited in the White Star until their lifts home arrived.

Many thanks must be expressed to Corkster for arranging the multitude of stops and the food orders.  The following morning he had already began preparing another walk!

 

It had been a successful day, and we were blessed with a clear bright day and wonderful company.  What more could we want.

 

Regards

Yupmeister

(enjoy yer baltis)